I found this here. Enjoy it and laugh for a moment.

A man with a gun went into a bank and demanded their money.
Once he was given the money, he turned to a customer and asked,
"Did you see me rob this bank?"
The man replied, "Yes sir, I did."
The robber then shot him in the temple, killing him instantly.
He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man,
"Did you see me rob this bank?"
The man: "No sir I didn't, but my wife did"